War on Christmas 2011

November 18, 2011

This is a very quick post, no pics, no nothing, but I need to say something…

It’s not even Thanksgiving and the War on Christmas is in full swing. Heathens, pagans, atheists, and dirty liberals, rally to me! We’re going to make sure Santa gets shot down by NATO, the Nativity gets replaced with heavy metal cut-outs, and all Christmas carols are replaced with Cthulhu songs.

If you asked the good folks at Fox and the Drudge Report, that’s pretty much what’s happening. Ladies and gentlemen, the War on Christmas 2011 is in full swing!

This is the time of year when conservatives like to bitch and moan that liberals are destroying the sanctity of their commercialized pseudo-pagan holiday celebrating the birth of their savor that was actually born in spring. They get all huffy that other faiths have the audacity to celebrate holidays in December. They insist everyone should say Merry Christmas and ignore anyone else least you show yourself to be an American-hating Nazi.

So what was the first salvo this year?

Obama is taxing Christmas trees because he’s an Ay-rab Muslim!

Here’s what happened. The industry is creating a self-imposed tax (note how this has nothing to do with the president) and the new regulations are going into effect. Please note how it is the INDUSTRY that wants the tax in order to help their business.

What did the Right hear?

“OBAMA IS TAXING CHRISTMAS TREES!”

There is no War on Christmas. It’s really gotten to the point where any action a liberal takes that does not involve singing carols or wrapping presents is part of some attack. I did plenty of stories on this last year, and I was hoping to have a few more weeks to prepare, but let me just lay it out for you guys.

There is no War on Christmas. There are just insecure conservatives who simply must have everything be the same or else they begin to question their faith.

Now that we got that out of the way… bring on Christmas salvoes!

And to get everyone ready for the weekend, here is a video of our future god empress. See you Monday!

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