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Mar 122012
 

This is one of the faces of evil. The guys who made him famous last week? They're the faces of unabashed capitalism.

March 13, 2012

A week ago, the Kony 2012 video swept the internet and millions of people posted status updates, shared their views on the tragedy in Africa, and for a while, it seemed everyone was heartbroken over the rape, slaughter and inhumanity perpetrated by this man.

I didn’t buy it.

Not that I didn’t think this was all going on. Far from it. These kinds of war crimes have been going on for years, and we were lucky enough to host a former child soldier at TAMIU who shared his story with us. It’s heartbreaking, to be sure, but something about the Kony 2012 video didn’t smell right. Fighting a warlord by making him popular?

It’s like saying we can beat Al-Qaeda if more people knew about them.


KONY 2012 by ~Friiggi on deviantART

It wasn’t long before others came out and put holes in the video and Invisible Children itself. In short, the organization has had some shady dealings and most of the money goes to the three founders, for travel, and filmmaking. The money that does go to Africa? The organization actually funds the Ugandan military which may or may not be guilty of the same crimes they’ve pinned on Kony.

The video is a 30-minute long commercial for a filmmaker. It’s a non-profit goal kind of how making Avatar was an effort to make the world environmentally conscious. Somewhere, James Cameron is wiping his butt with hundred dollar bills.

It’s not your fault if you didn’t know all this. It took a few days for the information to get out, but there’s a reason some of us waited before saying anything. Things have been bad in Africa for a long time. That’s no secret. It doesn’t get covered in the West as much as it should so when something like Kony 2012 comes along, it almost seems like there has been an explosion of violence where there was none before. We feel guilty for not having paid attention.

Good.


KONY SCAM by *ramworship on deviantART

But that’s no reason to throw support at a campaign without really knowing what the campaign is about. In this country, we had millions line up to participate in the Tea Party without anyone really knowing until years later that the so-called grassroots movement was actually funded by the Koch Brothers, two men who have worked for decades to promote a highly conservative and fundamentalist agenda, work to dismantle unions, deny global climate change, and lobby for gas, oil, and chemical companies.

In both cases, the same thing happened: someone offered something positive and tugged at the heart. It appealed to emotion. Don’t get me wrong, though. I think we should do all we can to help Uganda. I think the Lord’s Resistance Army is one the great evils of our time.

My criticism lies solely on the people who sold the video to us as a way to help and what they do with the support they get. Our perception of what they wanted to do is great. Let’s stop suffering. What they actually do, though…

It’s using a tragedy to better their own business. Frankly, it’s sick.

For the sake of preventing something like this from happening later, let me lay out what I do with YOUR support, views, hits, and ads.

I pay the rent. I have internet. On the weekends, I buy a case of beer for our D&D games. I have a fiancé whom I wish to support. I have a few thousand dollars of debt for student loans and credit cards that need to get paid off. I’m trying to become a fully independent contractor by writing gaming manuals, novels, and selling artwork. In an ideal world, that would be my sole job. Any support I receive is to achieve that goal.

There’s my full disclosure.

And now, to clean up that much vileness, here’s the greatest Magic the Gathering freak-out ever. Folks, please remember it’s just a game.

Apr 132011
 

If you're offended by the picture, you should really question your life decisions.

April 13, 2011

Let’s get something out of the way before I start a nuclear-powered rant.

I love words. The written word, or even the spoken word, is the greatest tool at our disposal for the dissemination of emotions, opinions, and points of view. Visual art can sometimes do a better job, but the right construction of words, the right application of grammar and syntax, is a beautiful thing.

That being said…

To the far right movement in America… suck my electronic text, you slopped-forehead evolutionary throwbacks.

The internet, for all its faults, is a forum where anyone, ANYONE, can post an opinion, a piece of art, or just use the combined electronic advancements of the last fifty years to watch cats do funny things.

Three small, almost innocuous incidents caught my attention this morning. My dear enemies in the Far Right (oh, where would this site be without you) did three things that showed me that not only are they getting craftier, they are now intruding on the realm of words, the aether of logos, and I am going guns akimbo on them.


Nuclear Bear _Strahlebaerchi_ by *pilzwolke on deviantART

Make “Gay” a Dirty Word

Please watch this video. It’s really short, but it shows just how desperate the Far Right is to make sure their agenda gets embraced by everyone instead of just white redneck hicks.

This is from “The Awakening” conference at Liberty University. Our dear speaker is going on about how “gay” implies an identity and how renaming it something else will give them edge.

Basically, he wants to make sure the Far Right phrases things in the context of “they must WANT to be gay.”

Among the more tasteful terms they wish to use to refer to homosexuality are – “Same-sex attraction,” “Same-sex intercourse,” “Sodomy,” and “Unnatural vice.” There could a whole article just on each of these, but let me say this.

“Gay” is about as dirty as “homosexual.”

If we need to just go back to scientific terms and refer to people as “homosexual,” “bisexual,” or whatever, fine. We’ll strip ALL the propaganda and tone form the conversation. Let’s see who wins.

And if we’re going to go around branding this graphically, allow me to be the first to stand up to the Caucasian vaginal penetration agenda.

Yeah, I said it.


Stand With Planned Parenthood by ~eclectic-acoustic on deviantART

Fact Are Irrelevant to My Argument

Senator Jon Kyl has a very… interesting concept of the standard debate. After getting in front of the Senate and stating that we must defund Planned Parenthood because abortion is well over “90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does.”

I won’t go over the fact that this is a horrendously erroneous statistic, but whatever he might have said (he could have claimed ants invented Telemundo), the fact remains that the crux of his argument was the statistic. His office, though, responded by saying that his argument was not meant to be factual.

But the statistic was meant to illustrate a point…

But the point was the statistic…

But the statistic was made up…

I’m going to stop before I get sucked into a Möbius strip of stupidity.

Let that sink in for a moment. The argument that hinges on a false statement is still valid because… the statement was made. Yeah… I’m going to go ahead and state that Kyl is a pedophile who can’t get an erection unless he kills a dog, because, while not factual, it is relevant to my overall argument.

Ride the Tubes!

The Tea Party is getting some training in internet guerilla warfare. Watch:

Basically, they’re being told to blog, give out negative reviews to liberal films and documentaries, and otherwise clog the internet with as much conservative cholesterol as possible. This is not only a dirty tactic, it’s downright dishonest.

What would Jesus do? Would be comment on something without knowing what it was? Would he lie to hurt his enemies?

More to the point, what do they hope to accomplish by lying, but going to classes where the main purpose is to fool people? Lying can reveal truth if used properly, but to cheat and spew falsehoods for the sheer purpose of making someone else look bad, to spread “facts” you know to be wrong, is the lowest form of debate.

It’s not even debate. It’s sick.


antics number 157 by ~readmorebooks on deviantART

There you have it, folks. The Far Right conservative movement. I really wish I could say it’s the FAR right, but this has some bleed-through to the regular conservative movement. Words have power, and if we let these self-righteous hypocrites hijack language, we lose. It’s that simple.

Link time!

  • George Takei just oozes awesome… and this ringtone proves it.
  • And finally, while I’m not one to go for overtly sentimental films, this one about a poor, elderly villager who returns to school to learn to read got the teacher in me. I’d love to see it. That’s all for today. See you Friday!

Jun 212010
 
 June 21, 2010  Posted by at 12:01 am June Tagged with: , , , , , , , , , , ,  5 Responses »

You can tell they're evil sociocommunists because they're brown.

June 21, 2010

Most of humanity has spent recent days watching the World Cup and basking in the sights and sounds of this game. But not Glenn Beck. No, he’s too busy telling us the evils of progressivism and how soccer is really some sort of conspiracy against America. On top of that, he’s now made it abundantly clear that he’s an ethnocentric bastard by claiming, quite loudly, that soccer is a “loser’s sport” and “we’ve had enough from Europe.”

Really, Glenn? Nothing? I guess soccer has a way of bringing people together. It’s an easy game to learn and easy to play. Open field and people. That’s all you need. It’s a great way to share time and a love of a sport with others.

But we can’t have that, can we, Glenn?

Cooperation with other countries?! This is ‘merica! We don’t need no one, right?

To my European readers… I’d like to apologize for this megalomaniac. I know guys like this make us look like a bunch of xenophobes, but I’d like to also tell you that some of us appreciate the things you, Europe, have given us. And that goes for the rest of the world.

World, thank you for everything you’ve given us.


Earth by ~SGA-Maddin on deviantART

Spain, you gave us Serrano ham and Antonio Banderas. Robert Rodriguez wouldn’t have made one of the most awesome action movies of all time without him. You also gave us Pablo Picasso, a guy that made squares cool.

Japan, you gave us anime. Granted, I don’t watch a lot and if I meet another catgirl I may scream, but you gave us Cowboy Bebop and the music of Yoko Kano. You also gave us J-horror, and while here in America we’ve made our own weaker, diluted versions of films like The Eye, The Ring, and The Grudge, some of us still appreciate the classics, the originals.

Germany, without you, we wouldn’t have Nietzsche. We also wouldn’t have a standard for really great beer, bratwurst, and Fredricksburg, Texas, one of my favorite places in this state.

Canada, I’m still mad at you for Justin Beiber, but I’m willing to let it go because you also gave us Alanis Morissette and hockey.

England, not only did you give us the Shakespeare, Neil Gaiman (he’s ours now, by the way), and Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels and Doctor Who, but you gave us the Magna Carta, a document that paved the way for modern government.


life has presents too…. by ~PassionPourPoessie on deviantART

To the Middle East, you safeguarded science during the Middle Ages.

Latin America, you gave us chocolate, tequila, and Gabriel García Márquez.

Africa, you are the birthplace of humanity.

On behalf of my country, and those too blind to admit it, thank you for everything you’ve given us. Glenn, you’re the television equivalent of the vuvuzela. Heard by millions, and annoying like a fork in the eye.

Now for some links to clean out the ears.

  • A Southwest Airline employee found a box of human heads. Apparently, they were for medical research but weren’t properly labeled and, at least as of this writing, the authorities are still waiting to hear if the heads are REALLY for medical purposes. Eww.
  • I’m a PC user and have used Macs before, mostly for art classes, but I refuse to own one. I think this article lays out the case against Mac fanboys in a pretty succinct manner.